Saturday, March 24, 2007

USS Aircraft Carrier John F. Kennedy Sinking After Collision

The United States aircraft carrier John F. Kennedy has collided with a support vessel and is sinking, according to media reports. It is ironic that the tool of oppression that the Americans would choose to use against Cuba would be named after the first American President to attempt to invade the island and overthrow our rebellion. It is almost poetic that the carrier named after President Kennedy would be destroyed in this operation.

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This is part of a foreign policy simulation. The events described may not actually be happening.