Saturday, March 24, 2007

Armed Invaders Will be Shot, Unarmed Invaders Arrested

General Abelardo Colomé Ibarra, also a Central Committee member, announced this morning that the Revolutionary Armed Forces would resist any invasion from the United States, regardless of its composition. "Unarmed invaders will be arrested," said General Colome, "while armed invaders will be shot." General Colome added that, if the United States could build a wall separating itself from the rest of America, Cuba must certainly be expected to defends its shores.


This is part of a foreign policy simulation. The events described may not actually be happening.